Indiana Weis & The Magic 8 Ball
Running time: 6:57
Here's a film we made rather than going to community college one spring day in around 1993. School is your choice when you're paying for it, right?
Running Time: 4:11
We made this film for a Mass Media class during our Senior year of high school. I think that was around 1992.
Running Time: 2:35
This is the oldest film I've been able to find so far. We used my grandparents old VHS camera to film this one. I didn't bother cutting this one up. It's such a classic it's gotta stay just the way it is. The odd looking, dried out shell that Ryan is holding is actually the skeleton of a Puffer fish. The audio in this one is HORRIBLE, but this film, overall is MULLET HEAVEN! Created in 1990.
Running Time: 1:53
Another film off of the oldest tape I've been able to find. Do you think you were a geek in high school? Think again! After finding these tapes there is absolutely NO WONDER in our minds why we didn't have girlfriends until college. After we got done filming these movies I think we went inside to play Advanced Dungeons and Dragons where we could have any chik we wanted. Created in 1990.
Running Time: 4:22
This is out of such a special collections of films. This is another "mullet classic". Herein is a tour of our old "fort" that we had dubbed "The Party Headquarters" because of a poster we had found at some Role Playing Games store in the cities somewhere. This "fort" was actually the loft of Ryan's parents barn. We had cleaned it up and "renovated" it into our own little hangout. We mostly sat up there talking about the girls that would have never touched us with a 10ft. pole, looked at Playboy magazines and listened to REO Speedwagon's Greatest Hits on a cassette tape. We also invented the "accent" that you'll hear on most of these old "mullet classics". This one was called "The Northern Brothers Voice". It was one of a long collection of different "accents" that we had invented while we whittled away the hours in "The Party Headquarters". The summer before this I think we had a contest to see who could go the longest without bathing. Ryan won with a full summer of not being clean. That was radical. This film was created in 1990.
Running Time: 3:34
This could be the first actual "film" that Tasty Britches ever did that had an actual "concept" in mind. This is also the last film that I found on the "mullet classics" VHS tape. I can't wait for another ten or fifteen years to pass so the mullet can come back into style again. Maybe I should just move to Alabama where mullets will ALWAYS be in style! When we watch these old films we can't help but think back to the days when we didn't have to deal with such things as women and body hair. Then we're pretty happy that those days have passed. You might think the "mullet classics" are the most embarrassing films that we could find, but if you thought that, you'd be wrong. These are just the most embarrassing films that we were brave enough to put out there for the world to see. Take a look at these and you'll get an idea of how far we've came... ENJOY! This film was created in 1990.
Running Time: 1:27
Is this really an experiment? No, not really. It's just one of us screwing around with a video camera. But we think it's funny because it involves a bodily function. Plus it's artistic. Even piss can be art, can't it? Watch the water turn yellow. Then watch it go back. I think this was in 1999.
Running Time: 1:51
One day Ryan met the girl that he was going to marry. We didn't know it at the time, but he had a pretty good idea. We both stayed at her house and when we rode home in the morning we both crashed in the living room. When we woke up the sun was shining and nature had given us a beautiful winter day. We were both in such a good mood that I grabbed the camera to document the celebration. You might think this was the whole celebration. It could have been. We can't remember... But we think it's funny as shit! We believe this film was created in 2000.
Running Time: 2:42
Earl was an experiment using a single camera with multiple angles. It was basically an experiment to see what we could come up with for "motion" with a single camera. This "bit" didn't turn out that funny, but... It has a decent ending so we're putting it up! If you don't like it, you can suck it! Created 2001.
Running Time: 2:34
This movie was too much fun to make. You can see the utter glee in Brett's face every time he gets to tell his buddy Ryan to "STOP BARKING IN THE HOUSE!" It's classic! We won't claim to be the best actors on the face of the planet, but we might be the funniest guys that ever lived. Created 2001.
Running Time: 4:28
Buttsucking Zombies was another movie that we just got together and decided to do for fun. We asked ourselves "What's more fun than buttsucking zombies?" Zombies that suck your guts out of your butt? "That's genius!" we proclaimed and we made this movie in about 2 hours. To us, there's nothing better than a town full of zombies that suck the guts out of their victims through their butts. It's a heck of a lot better than that brain eating idea that those other goofs had! This film was created in 2001.
MORE TO COME!
Watch this space for more "classic" Tasty Britches Films! We've been scouring the vault and we know those movies are on our VHS tapes SOMEWHERE! It's just a matter of finding them. So if you enjoyed these films from "the good old days", chances are you'll probably like whatever else we can dig up.
Keep your eyes locked on this box for future "classic" Tasty Britches Films!